"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the ｡*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*｡. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”
one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block
this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg
female characters should be like the heads of the dreaded hydra. if you take one away, seven more must come back in her place.